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To-Do List...
To-Do list for today:
1. Admit all mistakes. (This should be quick.)
2. Put a sticky note on the refrigerator that says, "Throw out all sticky notes."
3. Apply GPS locator tags to all socks. (I will not be outsmarted by socks!)
5. Solve world hunger - again. (Last time it did not take.)
6. Travel back in time, kill my grandfather, then patiently watch as I become nonexistent.
7. Play "Thumb War" with myself. (I have a slight reach advantage.)
8. Plan vacation to La La Land or Island of Misfit Toys, depending on room rates.
9. Figure out what happened to item #4.
10. Admit that To-Do lists are a mistake. See item #1.
1. Admit all mistakes. (This should be quick.)
2. Put a sticky note on the refrigerator that says, "Throw out all sticky notes."
3. Apply GPS locator tags to all socks. (I will not be outsmarted by socks!)
5. Solve world hunger - again. (Last time it did not take.)
6. Travel back in time, kill my grandfather, then patiently watch as I become nonexistent.
7. Play "Thumb War" with myself. (I have a slight reach advantage.)
8. Plan vacation to La La Land or Island of Misfit Toys, depending on room rates.
9. Figure out what happened to item #4.
10. Admit that To-Do lists are a mistake. See item #1.
~Evil
Stan™
Death-Match: Piano vs Guitar
This is not meant as an insult to my guitar-playing friends. OK, actually it is. ~Evil Stan™
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